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9/14/15 Joke of the Day




Kids crack me up! I looked up online "funny things kids say" this was my favorite that I found, so it is now your joke of the day!
 
 
When I was a wee child I was at the mall with my mom when I spotted a taller and tad bit bigger woman ahead of us wearing a fur coat.
I yelled, "Mommy, a bear!"
 
 
 
 
 
Thanks Buzz Feed


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