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8/23/15 Joke of the Day

 
 
 
Dad: I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
Son: No
Dad: The girl is Bill Gates' daughter.
Son: Then okay
Dad goes to Bill Gates
Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son.
Bill Gates: No
Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.
Bill Gates: Okay then
Dad goes to the president of the World Bank.
Dad: Appoint my son as the CEO of your bank.
President: No!
Dad: He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.
President: Okay then!
This is Business!
　


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